cheat the cheaters

Suppose someone contacted the popular television program, Cheaters, with the normal rundown of a cheating girlfriend or boyfriend. but here is the rub: you are just stalking them! but you trick cheaters into thinking you are dating them and you force a confrontation with her and her legitimate boyfriend!

Larry David

Larry David is the true hero of the bald masses. As a "proud, naturally bald man," he has not once been lured by the siren calls of hair transplantation. Like many of us, he suffered with the particularly poignant experience of beginning to show signs of MPB in his late teens. He struggled and fought for himself and the community against pervasive discrimination that continues to affect us to this day. Please watch Mr. David, at his most brilliant, as he defends the brotherhood from the encroaching threat that chemo patients pose on our way of life.
In response to Mr. David's call to arms, the Brotherhood will be holding toupee-give-away drives all over North America for the benefit of these brave, cancer afflicted individuals. As Baldness Awareness month nears, October for your newbies, and I believe it starts in September for New Englanders and Canadians, this issue becomes all the more important.

Early Baldness

Early baldness can be particularly devastating to young adults as they may often not have any bald friends or even close relatives to confide in. For example, there is the well known story of Peter Dankorich, the prodigious 20 year old chess master, who at the peak of his cognitive prowess, began to lose his hair. He became something of a pariah in the hair-centric chess world (think Kasparov's Davidian curls, or Fischer's Caulfieldesque crew (who was ironically less of a pariah despite his long-voiced desire to have a parrot trained to relay any communication deemed absolutely necessary from the USCF),etc.) He was forced to abandon the circuit and was last seen in his infamous sex video, where he appears to be snorting Propecia off of the torso of a young prostitute. This example does not perfectly illustrate the essence of the young and bald dilemma, as the average grandmaster has quite a head of hair regardless of age. As men age, the percentage of follicly challenged men climbs monotonically. Thus age "thins out" the ranks of guys that still have hair. So in a way the playing field becomes more even. Now consider being almost completely bald in your mid 20's. You are automatically at a distinct disadvantage in terms of physical attractiveness as compared to men from your age group, excepting of course blacks and certain kinds of Asian. Thus it appears the only option to mate would be to try to mix with a slightly older circle, where there are more bald men. Great, but most likely you would now be at a financial disadvantage compared to the males in this older circle. I believe therein lies the heart of the problem.

Check out the Baldiness for more information about Peter.

Woody Allen

There has been considerable debate among the bald community as to whether or not Mr. Allen should be honored, as he is notorious for sporting his trademark "Bering Strait" combover. However, after much deliberation, the Bald Council of Brothers decided that it is merely a hairstyle, and not a deliberate attempt to deceive or mislead the public, as no reasonable person would be led to believe as a result of his hairstyle that he does in fact have a full head of hair.
Congrats Woody! You're in.
Read about Woody Allen's latest film starring fellow bald legend, Larry David.