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step 5: i probably should have put this step in the beginning because it is important that you do this step continuously while you are doing the other steps.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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Person 1: do you have facebook?
me: no i do not.
Person 1: myspace?
me: no.
Person 1: why not? are you some weirdo or something or are you one of those hip anti-establishment types.
me: the former.
Person 1: ah...well good luck with that.
me: thank you.
Person 1: anyways you should know that even weirdos with no friends who are trying to hide from anyone that might possibly even consider looking them up can still have facebook due to the enhanced privacy settings.
me: i will try to keep that in mind.
Person 1: please do so.
me: i said i would try.
Person 1: that's all i meant. please try.
me: ok.
Person 2: hey guys what are you up to?
Person 1: nothing I am just chatting with...I don't think I ever caught your name?
me: oh its me.
Person 1: cool I'm Person 1. You can call me Per or The Personator or just THE ONE...hahaha
me: i will call you Person 1.
Person 2: anyways guys check out what I just found..
Person 1: shit is that what I think it is.
Person 2: yup it sure is..a whole fucking bag full of grade A invisible smack.
Person 1: should we shoot up? me?
me: no thanks I don't do invisible drugs.
Person 1 (to Person 2): and he wonders why he has no friends.
Person 2: haha tard. Let's tie off.
20 Minutes Later
EMT Miguel Benecitos: Aw crap looks like another couple knuckledheads shot up with Clear China.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yup you called it benihana. When these kids gonna learn.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I've asked you repeatedly not to call me that.
EMT Roxy Smith: Really, I always thought you dug it.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I guess that's why everyone calls you Rocks for Brains.
EMT Roxy Smith: No everyone calls me Rocks for Brains because I fucking rock.
Me: Are you guys gonna help them?
EMT Miguel Benecitos: hey kid back the fuck off. this is a medical emergency and we are trained professionals.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yeah you fugly motherfucker.
Me: FACT: Invisible drugs are just as if not more harmful than visible drugs.
me: no i do not.
Person 1: myspace?
me: no.
Person 1: why not? are you some weirdo or something or are you one of those hip anti-establishment types.
me: the former.
Person 1: ah...well good luck with that.
me: thank you.
Person 1: anyways you should know that even weirdos with no friends who are trying to hide from anyone that might possibly even consider looking them up can still have facebook due to the enhanced privacy settings.
me: i will try to keep that in mind.
Person 1: please do so.
me: i said i would try.
Person 1: that's all i meant. please try.
me: ok.
Person 2: hey guys what are you up to?
Person 1: nothing I am just chatting with...I don't think I ever caught your name?
me: oh its me.
Person 1: cool I'm Person 1. You can call me Per or The Personator or just THE ONE...hahaha
me: i will call you Person 1.
Person 2: anyways guys check out what I just found..
Person 1: shit is that what I think it is.
Person 2: yup it sure is..a whole fucking bag full of grade A invisible smack.
Person 1: should we shoot up? me?
me: no thanks I don't do invisible drugs.
Person 1 (to Person 2): and he wonders why he has no friends.
Person 2: haha tard. Let's tie off.
20 Minutes Later
EMT Miguel Benecitos: Aw crap looks like another couple knuckledheads shot up with Clear China.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yup you called it benihana. When these kids gonna learn.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I've asked you repeatedly not to call me that.
EMT Roxy Smith: Really, I always thought you dug it.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I guess that's why everyone calls you Rocks for Brains.
EMT Roxy Smith: No everyone calls me Rocks for Brains because I fucking rock.
Me: Are you guys gonna help them?
EMT Miguel Benecitos: hey kid back the fuck off. this is a medical emergency and we are trained professionals.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yeah you fugly motherfucker.
Me: FACT: Invisible drugs are just as if not more harmful than visible drugs.
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