Thursday, April 23, 2009

Charles Barkley or Kenny the Jet Smith??? Who is the bigger bald douche?

Ok well if you have been watching the NBA playoffs on TNT you have been forced to endure the blathering inanities of this brilliant pair, while Ernie Johnson occasionally is jarred sufficiently from his catatonic stare to deliver his ubiquitous brand of faux outrage. What makes their retarded commentary even more intolerable is the fact that they both figure themselves experts. I personally hate Kenny Smith way more than Chuck. Barkley will occasionally throw out a funny line or two during his slew of mean-spirited quips at the expense of pretty much any other player or coach, retired or active in the NBA. One can also sort of understand why he has such a huge ego, as he was one of the greats. Smith is really quite dumb, yet he thinks he is some sort of basketball theorist offering unique insights. His tired jabs at Barkley about his weight are so overused they make me want to cry. If you had wolverines claws youd cut your hand off trying to open a bag of twinkies!!