Baldness Cure Coming??

Keep hope alive!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/08/170814134816.htm

Do Women Find Bald Men to Be More Attractive?

No.

Hello Ukraine!

After taking an extended hiatus from blogging, I happened on my site this evening. I was thrilled to notice that over the last month I have had one visitor! According to the Google statistics, this visitor was located in Ukraine. As such, I will be shifting the content of this site to be more geared towards the interests of today's modern Ukrainian. Changes to come over the next few posts.

Well it has been quite a while since my last post, and I apologize sincerely to all my enthusiastic fans for this. No, I didn't go and get hair transplants or a piece. I just decided to start shaving my head. It hasn't resulted in increased happiness or confidence. It does tend to make one more anonymous, as it is quite common these days. So if being just another bald guy with a goatee is your thing, then by all means, go for it.

roy dunkleroys 5 step method for achieving happiness

step 1:

step 5: i probably should have put this step in the beginning because it is important that you do this step continuously while you are doing the other steps.

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Person 1: do you have facebook?
me: no i do not.
Person 1: myspace?
me: no.
Person 1: why not? are you some weirdo or something or are you one of those hip anti-establishment types.
me: the former.
Person 1: ah...well good luck with that.
me: thank you.
Person 1: anyways you should know that even weirdos with no friends who are trying to hide from anyone that might possibly even consider looking them up can still have facebook due to the enhanced privacy settings.
me: i will try to keep that in mind.
Person 1: please do so.
me: i said i would try.
Person 1: that's all i meant. please try.
me: ok.
Person 2: hey guys what are you up to?
Person 1: nothing I am just chatting with...I don't think I ever caught your name?
me: oh its me.
Person 1: cool I'm Person 1. You can call me Per or The Personator or just THE ONE...hahaha
me: i will call you Person 1.
Person 2: anyways guys check out what I just found..
Person 1: shit is that what I think it is.
Person 2: yup it sure is..a whole fucking bag full of grade A invisible smack.
Person 1: should we shoot up? me?
me: no thanks I don't do invisible drugs.
Person 1 (to Person 2): and he wonders why he has no friends.
Person 2: haha tard. Let's tie off.

20 Minutes Later
EMT Miguel Benecitos: Aw crap looks like another couple knuckledheads shot up with Clear China.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yup you called it benihana. When these kids gonna learn.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I've asked you repeatedly not to call me that.
EMT Roxy Smith: Really, I always thought you dug it.
EMT Miguel Benecitos: I guess that's why everyone calls you Rocks for Brains.
EMT Roxy Smith: No everyone calls me Rocks for Brains because I fucking rock.
Me: Are you guys gonna help them?
EMT Miguel Benecitos: hey kid back the fuck off. this is a medical emergency and we are trained professionals.
EMT Roxy Smith: Yeah you fugly motherfucker.
Me: FACT: Invisible drugs are just as if not more harmful than visible drugs.

Charles Barkley or Kenny the Jet Smith??? Who is the bigger bald douche?

Ok well if you have been watching the NBA playoffs on TNT you have been forced to endure the blathering inanities of this brilliant pair, while Ernie Johnson occasionally is jarred sufficiently from his catatonic stare to deliver his ubiquitous brand of faux outrage. What makes their retarded commentary even more intolerable is the fact that they both figure themselves experts. I personally hate Kenny Smith way more than Chuck. Barkley will occasionally throw out a funny line or two during his slew of mean-spirited quips at the expense of pretty much any other player or coach, retired or active in the NBA. One can also sort of understand why he has such a huge ego, as he was one of the greats. Smith is really quite dumb, yet he thinks he is some sort of basketball theorist offering unique insights. His tired jabs at Barkley about his weight are so overused they make me want to cry. If you had wolverines claws youd cut your hand off trying to open a bag of twinkies!!

cheat the cheaters

Suppose someone contacted the popular television program, Cheaters, with the normal rundown of a cheating girlfriend or boyfriend. but here is the rub: you are just stalking them! but you trick cheaters into thinking you are dating them and you force a confrontation with her and her legitimate boyfriend!

Larry David

Larry David is the true hero of the bald masses. As a "proud, naturally bald man," he has not once been lured by the siren calls of hair transplantation. Like many of us, he suffered with the particularly poignant experience of beginning to show signs of MPB in his late teens. He struggled and fought for himself and the community against pervasive discrimination that continues to affect us to this day. Please watch Mr. David, at his most brilliant, as he defends the brotherhood from the encroaching threat that chemo patients pose on our way of life.
In response to Mr. David's call to arms, the Brotherhood will be holding toupee-give-away drives all over North America for the benefit of these brave, cancer afflicted individuals. As Baldness Awareness month nears, October for your newbies, and I believe it starts in September for New Englanders and Canadians, this issue becomes all the more important.

Early Baldness

Early baldness can be particularly devastating to young adults as they may often not have any bald friends or even close relatives to confide in. For example, there is the well known story of Peter Dankorich, the prodigious 20 year old chess master, who at the peak of his cognitive prowess, began to lose his hair. He became something of a pariah in the hair-centric chess world (think Kasparov's Davidian curls, or Fischer's Caulfieldesque crew (who was ironically less of a pariah despite his long-voiced desire to have a parrot trained to relay any communication deemed absolutely necessary from the USCF),etc.) He was forced to abandon the circuit and was last seen in his infamous sex video, where he appears to be snorting Propecia off of the torso of a young prostitute. This example does not perfectly illustrate the essence of the young and bald dilemma, as the average grandmaster has quite a head of hair regardless of age. As men age, the percentage of follicly challenged men climbs monotonically. Thus age "thins out" the ranks of guys that still have hair. So in a way the playing field becomes more even. Now consider being almost completely bald in your mid 20's. You are automatically at a distinct disadvantage in terms of physical attractiveness as compared to men from your age group, excepting of course blacks and certain kinds of Asian. Thus it appears the only option to mate would be to try to mix with a slightly older circle, where there are more bald men. Great, but most likely you would now be at a financial disadvantage compared to the males in this older circle. I believe therein lies the heart of the problem.

Check out the Baldiness for more information about Peter.

Woody Allen

There has been considerable debate among the bald community as to whether or not Mr. Allen should be honored, as he is notorious for sporting his trademark "Bering Strait" combover. However, after much deliberation, the Bald Council of Brothers decided that it is merely a hairstyle, and not a deliberate attempt to deceive or mislead the public, as no reasonable person would be led to believe as a result of his hairstyle that he does in fact have a full head of hair.
Congrats Woody! You're in.
Read about Woody Allen's latest film starring fellow bald legend, Larry David.